Gal-Boy

By Malcholm Dark

I am looking strange
I cut my junk ...off
Got a taco ...now.

Silicone implants
Adam's apple out
With my tight-ass shorts
Now, whistle and shout.

I've got to be a gal-boy
I used to be a man
I need to be a gal-boy
I hope you understand.

I'm a gal-boy, baby!
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I'm Ho, on the range
Got my shirt tied ...up
And my legs shaved ...smooth.

I'm a three holer
There is no more tree
I need a big man
To come play with me.

I'm glad to be a gal-boy
No more am I a man
You can call me gal-boy
No time to understand.

I'm a gal-boy, baby!
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I must be deranged
Please sew my hole ...shut
Fix my pouting ...lips.

Testosterone shots
My silicone is gone
Operation time
Wanna be hard and long.

Don't want to be a gal-boy
You may not understand.
Just cut away the gal-boy
Bring back to me the man.

I'm a gal-boy... maybe.


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Copyright 2010 Malcholm Dark
Published on Tuesday, July 27, 2010.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

I was reading a piece about Sonny and Cher's daughter who became their son, and now, wants to be their daughter again... strange.
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  • Quietus On Wednesday, May 11, 2011, Quietus (76)By person wrote:

    lol, is it sad that I thought of "BrokenCYDE" when I read this? Quite interesting and amusing; I like it :P

  • A former member wrote: Not only a thrilling mad story, amazing choose of word ans similes, like-a-rap flow... learned much new

  • A former member wrote: Damn! lol Well doesn't that just make me say... "huh?" lol Write on my friend. :)

  • charliebrown On Wednesday, July 28, 2010, charliebrown (22)By person wrote:

    made me start humming I'm a Cowboy Baby by Kidd Rock, funny funny

  • alex herewane On Wednesday, July 28, 2010, alex herewane (150)By person wrote:

    Gal/ boy, what does it matter when you can be both. good to see some satire!

  • lupus tenebrae On Wednesday, July 28, 2010, lupus tenebrae (872)By person wrote:

    You probably won't believe this, but that was the first sex change poem I ever read lol,I couldn't help but think of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, all I can say is that was an interesting piece alright and I won't be forgetting the images anytime soon, write on. Scholar

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