diggin on the salt lick

By freudian-slip

Rolling right along with these crooked wheels
smokin
and mad purpose,
to the greatest of grocery isles ever invented...

SNACKS, SOUP and CONDIMENTS

While my kaleidescope thoughts
take me to...

HOLY SHIZNIT

I TOTALLY LOVE THIS PLACE

commercially ignited
firework
explosive endorphins
stimulate the remaining serotonin

simultaneously,
my mission intended walk
becomes a righteous skip

For a split second
I'm having paranoid visions of
who's watching me
flipping out
in store bought ecstasy

for right in front of my
ton of brick-
slit lifted eyes
sits

more than
a baker's dozen selections
of ramen bliss

nestled
right next to

all the doritoes ever invented

on this spinning
way- too -fast planet

and much to my appreciation
spread out
porn star perfect

directly above it

ruffles chips

onion dip

lime lays

roasted garlic triscuits

tabasco slim jims

chicken in a biscuit
crackery goodness

which tastes even more delicious
sprayed
with
cartoonish smiley faces
of easy cheese

God help me move through this snackland utopia
with rapid speed

for it has much more to do a violent need
than a frivolous want

and this old lady right in front of me
has stopped

blocking the mother of all salt licks




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© 2008 the-rapist
Published on Saturday, April 19, 2008.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: omg! you so pinned me along w/ every kid in the world whose ever hit thatilse! ( i lokes doritos! woohoo!) great read dude, made me feel like a kid again. ^_^

  • freudian-slip On Sunday, April 20, 2008, freudian-slip (239)By person wrote:

    no need to trade, I made you an extra one. g :P

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