Produced Fantasy

By freudian-slip

Ordinary days drip into dreaded taskings

Much to be done without any enthusiasm,



and there your beauty is before me

as you grab a grapefruit with no hesitancy...

suddenly I'm pushing cart
like a lioness covering her territory,

and your staring at me with no reluctancy,

curiously asking me...

"how do you know if this is ripe?"

doe-eyed and wet with anticipation,

I respond without hesitation,

and state emphatically...

"grab both sides, and if it squishes a little, it's just fine."


And there lies the reason why I have no sex life.

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© 2008 the-rapist
Published on Sunday, March 30, 2008.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • Musik2MyEyes On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Musik2MyEyes (192)By person wrote:

    Priceless. The whole enchilada....I mean grapefruit.

  • A former member wrote: haha...loved it. 'Much to be done without any enthusiasm' -the dreariness/monotony of everyday life satirised here. love the voice -has a really dry, almost sardonic edge- v. funny - and that's not easy to pull off.

  • ColourGod On Sunday, March 30, 2008, ColourGod (43)By person wrote:

    To the contrast, this is why you should have a great sex life.

  • ColourGod On Sunday, March 30, 2008, ColourGod (43)By person wrote:

    "I want a girl with love handles to hold..."

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