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Produced Fantasy
By freudian-slip
Ordinary days drip into dreaded taskings
Much to be done without any enthusiasm,
and there your beauty is before me
as you grab a grapefruit with no hesitancy...
suddenly I'm pushing cart
like a lioness covering her territory,
and your staring at me with no reluctancy,
curiously asking me...
"how do you know if this is ripe?"
doe-eyed and wet with anticipation,
I respond without hesitation,
and state emphatically...
"grab both sides, and if it squishes a little, it's just fine."
And there lies the reason why I have no sex life.
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© 2008 the-rapist
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Musik2MyEyes
(193)
wrote:
Priceless. The whole enchilada....I mean grapefruit.
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A former member wrote:
haha...loved it. 'Much to be done without any enthusiasm' -the dreariness/monotony of everyday life satirised here. love the voice -has a really dry, almost sardonic edge- v. funny - and that's not easy to pull off.
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On Sunday, March 30, 2008, ColourGod
(44) wrote:
To the contrast, this is why you should have a great sex life.
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On Sunday, March 30, 2008, ColourGod
(44) wrote:
"I want a girl with love handles to hold..."
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