Thank God I'm Irish

By Vicious Pixie

thank God i'm irish
it kicks so much ass
no one expects me
to have couth or class
my hair can be red
and you all think it's real
cuz us irish bitches
got mad sex appeal
yes it's good to be irish
in verse and in chapter
no one will fuck with ya
they assume you're a scrapper
and who doesn't want
ireland in their bed?
our women will rock you
if you don't end up dead
God bless the irish
and eireann go brach
we're all cocky bastards
without one single flaw

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© 2006 Andrea Nichole Kram
Published on Friday, March 17, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • worm On Thursday, August 31, 2017, worm (1149)By person wrote:

    I'm part Irish... does that count? LOL...

  • Nimue44 On Tuesday, January 20, 2015, Nimue44 (290)By person wrote:

    Oh Iyearn to go to Ireland, I always have, and now that has increased.

  • A former member wrote: it good my girl is irish i showed her

  • Alanarchy On Monday, March 20, 2006, Alanarchy (1169)By person wrote:

    Aye, lass.

  • urbanhumility On Saturday, March 18, 2006, urbanhumility (1167)By person wrote:

    fierce!............well done

  • darkdesires On Saturday, March 18, 2006, darkdesires (139)By person wrote:

    lol awesome... it is good to be irish. ^_^

  • A former member wrote: ah, you made me smile. :D

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