Immaculate Deception

Joseph went to work one day,
Mary decided that she must play.
She went down to the satin store,
and bought some clothes to be a whore.
By the time joe got home that night,
Mary had fucked every guy in site.
Nine months later the bastard Jesus was born,
"He's the son of God!" Mary had sworn.
Joseph was mad,infact he was pissed,
He put Mary's name on his dirty, bitch list.
Mary was crying "Is everything lost?",
"I'll prove my love, what will it cost?".
Joseph told Mary "this child must die!"
"Be it fire, or water or maybe crucify".
Joseph stomped and grunted for 32 years,
til Jesus was killed but days later reappeared.
Life is a bitch!