Your Mother's A Pornstar

By Jazz Daffy

So i was just thinking.....
You know they have pornos with pregnant women?
Even ones where they have a giant orgy, then give birth right in the middle of it.
Crazy, yeah?
Anyway, like i said, i was thinking.

What would you do if you were innocently browsing through porn with your buddies
Laughing at all the weird shit people get off on nowadays
And you saw your mother
As the star of a PREGGERS ORGY
And you're an only child?

Fucked up, ain't it?

What would you think?
Would you think that this is some kinda fucked-up shit that no one should ever have to deal with?

Or would you think
"Go Dad, you married a pornstar!"

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Published on Tuesday, September 13, 2005. Filed under:

Comments on "Your Mother's A Pornstar"

On Thursday, February 26, 2009, Dancing_Monkey (1229) wrote:

hehe. sweet
A former member wrote: haha dose that make you a pornstar to? since you were like write in ze middle of it?
On Wednesday, February 25, 2009, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...there are laws against that, so I'd have to say no...
A former member wrote: disturbed on so many levels. haah i fell outta my chair.
On Wednesday, November 5, 2008, technicolour-girl (21) wrote:

hahaha
A former member wrote: I nearly peed my pants reading this. Good shit!
A former member wrote: Very lurid indeed
On Wednesday, January 11, 2006, lordshadow (153) wrote:

props to my pop.
On Sunday, October 23, 2005, peril_notion (87) wrote:

LMAO I would be traumatized, that's for damn sure.
A former member wrote: lol..... that is fucked up.
On Sunday, October 9, 2005, blue (1409) wrote:

lmao!! :P I.. don't want to think about it.. haha too funny. ~b
A former member wrote: i love it...made me laugh
On Wednesday, September 14, 2005, Possesion (136) wrote:

>.< OMG i thought that i was the ONLY person who thought about that crap! ..And people said i was weird..look at you now! ku ku ku
On Wednesday, September 14, 2005, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...I think that I'd check my head, and other possibly exposed areas for soft spots or points of impact that I could claim as accidental damage through my insurance...
A former member wrote: hahahahahaha, holy fucking shit, i cant stop laughing! interesting thought :P
On Tuesday, September 13, 2005, Omalleyjr (22) wrote:

lol. good, and quite humerous
A former member wrote: haha this is fuckin hilarious.
On Tuesday, September 13, 2005, Army Barbie (316) wrote:

HA. Damn fine work ya gots goin on. You think one could die of laughter? We shall see. Great job, thanks.
On Tuesday, September 13, 2005, MESUN (230) wrote:

holy shit. i can't stop laughing. do tell, is this really just a thought, or do you know someone? wow.