Short Cruel Fantasy

By gspot

I want to send my hundreds of crack ninja commandos to every puzzle manufacturing site in the world where they will steal exactly one non-edge piece from each and every puzzle being made.


*feel the pain at your leisure*

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Copyright 2003 gspot
Published on Saturday, March 8, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • megaprime81 On Monday, October 14, 2013, megaprime81 (743)By person wrote:

    The crack ninjas are always on the street, searching for new products to steal. They're pretty fast, too....

  • Drea On Tuesday, September 30, 2003, Drea (1443)By person wrote:

    DAMN IT!!!! well now i know who did it. that drove me crazy for days.. i was just staring at it with this...hole.and i beat my brother blaming him..ggrrrrr.....~Drea~

  • A former member wrote: That would drive me crazy! Agh! How cruel!!!!!

  • A former member wrote: Damn you, I did a puzzle, and I'm missing a non edge piece!! AARGH!! stupid crack ninja commandos...

  • gspot On Saturday, July 19, 2003, gspot (44)By person wrote:

    this is actually funny... i completed a puzzle today and it was missing ONE none edge peice. My fucking crack ninja commandos have apparently turned on my asss!!!

  • Drea On Tuesday, September 30, 2003, Drea (1443)By person wrote:

    LOL.. see you created a monstah...hehehe ~Drea~

  • ColdScaredAlone On Sunday, March 9, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (80)By person wrote:

    (evil laugh) i love it!!!!!

  • A former member wrote: oh my, *giggles with glee!

  • A former member wrote: i think it may have been done already... gazes despondently at a shelf full of puzzles... every one of them...

  • gspot On Saturday, July 5, 2003, gspot (44)By person wrote:

    well what is the use of having hundreds of crack ninja commandos if you are not going to use them?

  • Sky Singer On Saturday, October 11, 2003, Sky Singer (153)By person wrote:

    indeed ::smiles:: this is excelent; thanks for the humor

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