Now generally I'm in favor of rules, even the unspoken ones, I don't understand all of them and that's fine, but I can still question why some rules are fucking retarded. Hopefully I'll touch on more of these later, but lets get started.

Rule #1: Don't fucking "cuss": Fuck, shit, pussy, cunt, dick, bitch, ass, and cock are all off-fucking-limits. Fudge, shoot, and darn are all morally more beneficial and easier to digest, after all, they are coated in KY-Lingual lube that subsequently gets shoved up my ass everytime I stray from this sensitivty induced status-quo. But you'll have to excuse me if I get a little upset when A FEW LETTERS SPELLS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND CURSE SPEWING BABY KILLERS, JESUS CHRIST LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.

You'd think in a society such as ours in the USA, draped in violent-laiden-news-at-10-exposes people might grow a callous towards vulgarity, I mean it's so prevalent why even give a fuck anymore right? Inconsistency hits me like a ton of fresh masonry though when I get looked at like I'm raping infants if I say "MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN THATS SOME GOOD STEAK!" in a public place. Another murder at 10 draws a sarcastic "boo-hoo," but I shout a "FUCK YOU!" and head-butt a taboo. Yeah I can rhyme in a rant, motherfuckers.

When will people learn it's not HOW you say something, it's WHAT you're saying. I can describe magestical beauty, littering the words fuck and shit in intermittantly and never miss a beat, and I can also insult you to your very core and never touch on the four letters of infamy. I wonder which would turn the yuppy head.

Maybe if we paid a little more attention to substance rather than idiotic ettiquette we could all enjoy ourselves a little more. I'm sorry if fucking cussing fucking offends you, but frankly I'm offended that you're offended. Who the FUCK are you to determine the bounds that encompass a curse? I'm tired of catching some soccer mom's conservative ass-kick of the eyes because I said the word FUCK in front of her 8 year old son. Maybe if these dumb fucking Parenting-For-Dummies book club member motherfuckers can make an effort to grow up and see past this magnificently retarded standard it might rub off on their kids, and we can
foster in a new era of logically using a vocabularly without bullshit infantile restrictions. Fucking motherfuckers.