I Ate People Before It Was Cool â™¥

By xZombie Poptartzx

Would you think that I were crazy
If I told you I had an aching,
for something out of the ordinary.
And frankly, much more tasty.

Just a little bit maybe,
to feed this awful craving.
See, the thing is…
I want to eat you Baby!

No, it’s nothing dirty
or even sexy… you wish!
What I really want from you,
Is to make a lovely dish.

Should I take a small bite?
Mmm… I just might
have to give this recipe a try,
and make a flesh filled pie.

You say these Hors d'oeuvre
resemble fingers and toes?
Just please have a taste dear.
You’ve never tried those.

To be completely honest boy,
I bet you taste divine.
And not giving you a fair try,
Well… that would just be a crime.

So come sit down and relax,
Your stomach is in a roar.
And I’ll make you a platter
I know you’ll truly just die for.

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Published on Monday, June 3, 2013. Filed under: "Personal" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

â€œOh, but I support cannibalism. It's a bit different than killing an animal. Although for some reason, it's frowned upon in America.â€ â€• Lav Just something random off the top of my head :3

Comments on "I Ate People Before It Was Cool â™¥"

On Monday, August 26, 2013, Peyton1 (204) wrote:

Very fun to read, you have a knack for painting a picture for one to see while reading. I see you in an apron, happily bouncing round the kitchen, sharpening the carvin' knife, arranging body parts on the serving trays, maybe humming a melody while you work.... Oh, there's the doorbell, the guests are right on time! I tend to get lost in the story from time to time, the good ones. Thanks for writing
A former member wrote: one feels like getting eaten by you after reading this. hehe. cheers!
On Thursday, June 6, 2013, dwells (4177) wrote:

I guess you don't get many babysitting jobs? (HA!). Don't forget the apple, recommend 350* for 2 1/2 hours, cheers!
On Tuesday, June 4, 2013, haunted (837) wrote:

your living up to your name zombie! your a classy cannibal when you eat. very cool poem and I would love to dine at the table of death. awesome!
A former member wrote: Very clever write ahaha excellent choice of rhymes. Would love to go to a dinner party at your place, but I think it would be best if I keep a little distance ;)
On Monday, June 3, 2013, Star (879) wrote:

Totally fun to read, I wonder how people tastes like anyways heh :P
A former member wrote: Worse than chicken >.
On Tuesday, August 27, 2013, Symbol (699) wrote:

Lmao... Of course you would know~ ;)
On Tuesday, June 4, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (332) wrote:

It's probably all in how you cook it :p
On Monday, June 3, 2013, Alchemist (679) wrote:

Bite me please!!!!!!
On Monday, June 3, 2013, andhaka (168) wrote:

Hipster cannibal? haha a fun read. I enjoyed it.
On Tuesday, June 4, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (332) wrote:

The most Hipster Cannibal there ever was ;p