There once was a man whose name was Fuck
All in all, he had the worst of luck
To a fate unkind his life was struck
He couldn't find the will to duck

Until a clumsy girl named You
Tripped on a laces of her shoes
It was his arms she fell into
And a destiny neither one knew

Fuck loved you with all his heart
Rarely were they ever apart
As was intended from the start
When cupid aimed his deadly dart

But then they got into a fray
About what, dear, I cannot say
But I can tell you on that day
Fuck and You had parted ways

As they sulked in their lament
Some kids had heard their argument
And went around to their content
Shouting the words they hadn't meant

And as the sands of time did flow
Their names are now taboo you know
And if you don't believe its so
Then I extend a warm fuck you...

 From With love_Crow