The Merry King Goes Green

By Malcholm Dark

There is a king, a king is he
The merry king of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
Long live the King of ARhondaha.

There grows a bush, a sea green bush
The sacred bush of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
Behold the bush of ARhondaha.

The bush has buds, giant red buds
Sweet sticky buds of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
God bless the fields of ARhondaha.

Enter the sheriff...

I know this green, I know this king
Known is the green of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The sheriff checks out ARhondaha.

The king rides off, he takes his leave
Gone is the king from ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The law moves in on ARhondaha.

He takes the green, all of the green
Gone are the buds of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The merry king laughs, "ha-ha ha-ha."
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...because the sheriff is the king's main distributor
throughout the entire kingdom and outlying provinces.
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It's good to be the king!

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Published on Wednesday, May 11, 2011. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

It was HIGH TIME i TWISTED a little something for you to stick into your PIPE...

Comments on "The Merry King Goes Green"

A former member wrote: Wow... You are genius having unexpected and hilarious twists. Love it.
A former member wrote: Aha...so that was the story of the king who went green:) they should include this one in the english classes.:)write on:)
A former member wrote: Dude, this kicks ass! You're great, man...you make my day often.
On Wednesday, May 11, 2011, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

Unfortunately for the king, his coronation was a drug induced hallucination haha. I can only imagine that this kingdom resembles the Land of Oz, complete with flying monkeys. Another ingenious comedic piece, thanks.