I Love You More Than Ice Cream

By Malcholm Dark

I love you more than ice cream
Lies here will not be told.
You do not give me brain-freeze
You're something to behold.

I love you more than ice cream
'Cause ice cream is so cold.
Never rid myself of you
Till I tire and grow old.

I love you more than ice cream
But I went uncontrolled.
I chopped you into pieces
Such beauty to behold.

I keep you with the ice cream
So you won't rot or mold.
Two things I now love the most
Are mine till I grow old.
.
.
.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!


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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Published on Wednesday, April 20, 2011.     Filed under: "Love" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

nothing is more profound than murder and choclate cookie dough
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  • PoetessDarkly On Thursday, November 29, 2012, PoetessDarkly (700)By person wrote:

    OMG, I thought this was going to be another mushy love poem lol this totally grabbed me by the thoat! love it love it!

  • A former member wrote: All I can say ... I Love It!

  • lupus tenebrae On Wednesday, April 20, 2011, lupus tenebrae (872)By person wrote:

    Some people keep skeletons in their closet, yet you keep them in the freezer lol. I doubt this will catch on with Ben & Jerry's. Still a fine macabre piece, to beat the heat with a morbid treat, write on. Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Richard Kuklinski would be proud, Malcholm. As always, a funny ass author's note. Heh heh. Niiice. Scholar

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