Robin Hood Of Jellystone

By Malcholm Dark

My hat is green and so is my tie
I'm a happy-go-lucky kind of guy.

I'm a cool kat without a stylish tone
Call me the Robin Hood of Jellystone.

I'm a camp ground raider, that's what I do
Stealing pic-a-nic baskets with Boo Boo.

And this keeps me under Ranger Smith's care
Yet, I'm smarter than the average bear.

Munching berries and bark just ain't my thing
I'm the Jellystone bandit, camp ground king.

But my way of life took a change of late
I have fallen in love, my arresting fate.

An incredible girl, my lady fair
With wonderful gray fir, my Cindy bear.

She's dressed in a wavy blue mini-skirt
And a yellow neck scarf, man what a flirt.

She is the only gray bear in the world
Just one more reason I love that girl.

She doesn't approve of my Robin Hood
Stealing from the rich is misunderstood.

I dream of taking Cindy to my cave
And there we would surely misbehave.

Not to...
accentuate
acclimate
facilitate
or even
hibernate.

But to...
copulate
fornicate
procreate
as my
cave mate.

Come and visit, bring a pic-a-nic to share
Your invitation from Yogi Bear.

Unauthorized Copying Is Prohibited. Ask the author first.

Published on Wednesday, April 6, 2011. Filed under: "Tribute" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

I always thought Cindy bear was cute in her own cartoon way... I don't know why Yogi never got after that...

Comments on "Robin Hood Of Jellystone"

On Wednesday, May 29, 2013, Deviated09 (90) wrote:

good write! it's always pleasing to see the lighter bits of poetry such as this.
On Monday, March 18, 2013, Salty Ships (31) wrote:

This was a light, refreshing read. Some of us tend to forget how much fun poetry can be; it's not always about the heaviness of expressing intense emotions. Thanks for the laugh.
A former member wrote: haha.... love the concept... never pictured Yogi in tights lol. Cindy... I think it was the eyelashes and the lil pink bow ;) ... Yogi sure missed out on that treasured basket haha. Thanks for the whimsical tale, well told, as always :D
A former member wrote: Wha ha ha what a picture it painted..robin hood stealing pic nic baskets:P really really funny.thanks for sharing:)
A former member wrote: :) :) :) :)
On Wednesday, April 6, 2011, lupus tenebrae (872) wrote:

I guess Yogi was too busy pursuing gluttony instead of lust haha. It gives a weird image reading this with his voice, my childhood was ruined in the best way, write onward.
A former member wrote: Ahhhahahaha! That's one swingin', snazzy piece, my friend. & truly different!
A former member wrote: BWAHAHAHAHAH! Your author's notes are often times as priceless as your works, my friend. Men in tights, Mr Dark, Men in tights. HAHAHA! --Draven.