Zoo Keeper Needed

By Malcholm Dark

Ear shattering screams
Daddy's damaged ears.
Girls in their pre-teens
Faces drenched in tears.
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They need a zoo keeper
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Damn you, Justin Bieber!!!

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Published on Thursday, March 31, 2011. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

my apologies to all the closet Bieber fans...

Comments on "Zoo Keeper Needed"

On Tuesday, November 12, 2013, PoetessDarkly (693) wrote:

I use to take care of a little girl two that love his crap, thankfully she has grown-up a bit lol great write!
On Wednesday, February 22, 2012, 10 Forty Three (543) wrote:

I tip my hat to you, sir.
A former member wrote: I burst out laughing when i read justin beiber name:)well he do look like monkey in a hat! Thanks for sharing:)
A former member wrote: You know, I hear about this guy a lot. Don't know much about 'im. Don't want to. (*****sticks head back in sand*****) Funny write!
On Thursday, March 31, 2011, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

Haha I don't think anyone would want to be that zoo keeper, at least without a cattle prod. I've seen mosh pits less dangerous than the crowd Bieber rounds up. It's one of those things that's funny, because it's true. Write on my friend.