Snow is on the ground,
And the temp has dropped to ten below,
I can see my breath in the air,
And the sun is blinding me.

Today is a jolly day,
Or it was supposed to be,
For at the top of that hill,
I didn’t know where I was supposed to be.

Should I get on my sleigh?
Or should I just go home
Where it is warm?
I think I thought too long…

Because now there is a group of friends
Whom I don’t really like
They are on snowmobiles
And my blood churns

I think I vomited in my mouth a little
Because of what I saw,
My mom was in the lead of the pack,
Corralling them all.

She turned left,
She turned right,
I started running for my life!
Then the sun blinded me yet again

For I turned right,
Then I turned left,
Countersync to the pack,
Then that’s when it happened…

I took one wrong move,
Then that little kid ran in front of me.
I stopped and tripped,
And my mom ran over me

Now I’m in the hospital,
With a bandage on my leg,
I look at the clock
And saw that it was Christmas day.

Needless to say I don’t like the snow,
I don’t even go to holiday parties,
I moved out of my house,
Then my mom ran me over with Santa’s sleigh.

I swear to you she is trying to kill me,
What in the hell did I do wrong?
I move out of state,
And guess who tagged along…

She hit me with a tree,
She ran me over with a truck
I guess even though I’m irish,
I haven’t any luck.

For in the next moment,
I found myself standing at the top of that hill with my sleigh,
I walked back home
And slept through the day.