Don't Quit Your Day Job

By TheUltimateOutlaw

Honestly;

Stop calling me and telling me
You’re going to make it your job
To dismember every person
I decide I'm going to fuck.

Because,
Let’s be realistic here;

I’m not that big of a whore.
This is going to be something

Of a dead end career.

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© 2009 TheUltimateOutlaw
Published on Friday, February 20, 2009.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • veingo On Friday, February 20, 2009, veingo (533)By person wrote:

    Hahaha Nicely done. ^V^

  • estherbell On Friday, February 20, 2009, estherbell (53)By person wrote:

    LOL LOL its brilliant,seriously!!!you made my day:))!x

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