Intelligence is a beguiling bagatelle created by bureaucrats to serve as an impediment to peasant ascension.
For is it not an acceptable foundation that all men are created equal? (apparently some of us are more equal than others)

The fatal imbroglio is the immaculate corruption in the inexorable contrivance better known as "scholarship".
Unjaundiced examination my friends reveals that no creation in existence was designed "intelligently" Take our own example by and by.

But alas, momentum continues the spiral to perdition of knowledge down the porcelain circumference towards hedonistic degeneration.

A universe designed "intelligently" would not juxtapose different fans of the same team in concordant bloody opposition over a dissimilitude in terms.
Let us examine the intelligent necessity of weapons to annihilate children of the same father?
Wouldn't it be more judicious to rain impartially just thunderbolts on miscreants ("intelligently created") to keep the peace? Or the pace?
It certainly would be cheaper, and wouldn't the divine prefer more schools of thought than casualties, maiming and tragedies deeper?

I reject the 'creator'. If this is the image I was cast from - relieve me of existence. To me the precious "gift" is persistence of a cycle of destruction that upon my enlightenment, would still not want to be its witness.

Why only is it this most ridiculous "ape" that worships the divine? Why are the birds and bees left behind?

Perhaps because they lack the compassion to utilize WMD's to exterminate populations who to save the immortal soul?

Accomplishment used to mean dissemination - now it's discrimination the conglomeration of accumulation.

You must give some credit for intelligence - some "clever" squirrels see that Rome is on fire and are collecting nutlets at a frantic pace.

Let us not forget however - that carnality is the last apocalyptic phase.

Legal tender is already a mass hallucination - whose superfluity soon leads to its inconseqeunetiality if the institution of economics is to be believed at all.

As little bits of paper, though abstractly delicious are not nearly as physically nutritious - what will stave off the rapacious? Your certificate from Ignacius?

Or perhaps they will be satiated by cake instead...

We're all self-superior apes slinging excrement's in an attempt to make significance that one tree is better than another....

But our excrement's are degrees from Harvard, Cambridge and Access Research Universities...