Exercise In Rhyme Fa-la-la la-la la-la-la-la

By Malcholm Dark

Sung to the tune, Deck the halls...

Men in tights, let's hark the herald,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Their junk is gone, they are sterile,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Don they now their gay apparel,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la.
Corsets tight to hide their barrel,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Wigs and make-up with man boobies,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Thoughts of spreading all their cooties,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

People strange, they must be feral,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la.
In the end just call them Carroll,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Now they gather, hear them singing,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
All sopranos, high and ringing,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Transvestite men hark the herald,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la.
Straight man thinks he is imperiled,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.


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Copyright 2012 Malcholm Dark
Published on Friday, December 21, 2012.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

I used gay in the correct context, so don't do a comercial about me...
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  • dwells On Saturday, December 22, 2012, dwells (5719)By person wrote:

    The Castrati did have a lock on Italian opera in the 1800's - what a sacrifice, but then if done at an early age maybe what's to miss (I'll have to ask my dog). If I may "cooties" is the correct spelling stateside, and straight men are imperiled primarily in the TV weatherman vocation for some reason, cheers!


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