The Dark Poems I like to write are based on concepts rather than emotions.
Some are quite silly and humorous, others are just down-right disturbing if I'm being honest.
Here are a few select insults and putdowns of my creation, feel free to use them in real life when needed:
'What's the difference between you and Rain Man? - Rain Man could count.'
'You couldn't organize a yawn in an Opera house!'
'I hope your funeral isn't posthumous!'
'I would actually piss on you if you were on fire. But I would be avoiding the fiery bits.'
'I would say that people like you make me projectile vomit, but I doubt you're capable of something that cool.'
'I would call you a c*cksucker but that would imply you had a use.'
'I bet you give blowjobs through a straw.'
'The next time we're having a conversation, why don't you let me do the talking.'
'Do penises sometimes draw pictures of you?'
I have another but it is so f*cked up, I'd rather keep it for myself
|Poetry (Horror)||2014-04-23||The Reapists|
|Lyrics (Comedy)||2014-04-26||Gravity Skin|
|Lyrics (Comedy)||2014-05-07||O Cheshire Cat|
|Poetry (Fiction)||2014-05-10||Bring Me Everyone!|
|Short Story (Reflective)||2014-05-20||Reacquainted (Red)|
|Short Story (Reflective)||2014-05-25||Reacquainted (White)|
|Lyrics (Satire)||2017-03-17||This Little Piggy (Evil Kids Version)|