This Little Piggy (Evil Kids Version)

By WeepAnEvilLaugh

This little Piggy went to Market
     Butchered for its meat
This little Piggy stayed at home
     Which is an abattoir - Slaughtered
This little Piggy had roast beef
     Infected with TB - Didn't last the night
This little Piggy had none
     Starved
and this little Piggy went wee wee wee wee wee
     On an electrified fence - Fried.

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Copyright 2017 WeepAnEvilLaugh
Published on Friday, March 17, 2017.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Lyrics"

Author's Note:

Came up with this a while ago but only just now thought of publishing it here - Sorry.
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  • Jonas Robinson On Friday, July 6, 2018, Jonas Robinson (848)By person wrote:

    Nice spoof. Good work.

  • Mad Hatter On Monday, March 20, 2017, Mad Hatter (13)By person wrote:

    What a way to take such an iconic children's poem and turn it on itself and make it something so real and dismal. I love it haha.

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