O Cheshire Cat

By WeepAnEvilLaugh

O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, Oh how thou haunt me
Each time I look, if once or twice - Your stretchy smile is never nice
O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, Oh how thou haunt me

O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, upon my rug are dead rats
It is not the most thoughtful gift - To tell the truth, I’m pretty miffed
O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, upon my rug are dead rats

O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, I see you’re now murdering dogs
From Labrador to little Pug - There’s bodies piling on the rug
O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, I see you’re now murdering dogs

O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, why do you kill your own kind?
Slaying of dogs I understand - But fellow cats? That should be banned
O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, why do you kill your own kind?

O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, oh now you’re just taking the piss!
You really are making me ache - A human corpse? Give me a break!
O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, oh now you’re just taking the piss!

O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, I think I’ve grown quite fond of you
The senseless death, at first was bad - But such devotion, I’ve never had
O Cheshire Cat, O Cheshire Cat, I think I’ve grown quite fond of you.

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Copyright 2014 WeepAnEvilLaugh
Published on Wednesday, May 7, 2014.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Lyrics"

Author's Note:

By requst of Lovely_Plastic_Smile
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  • A former member wrote: This is haunting but love the end where it turns to a fondness of the very cat that once brought distain.

  • A former member wrote: Oh, so now I see why my grandmother is scared of cats. Lol. Makes sense now. Lol..

  • A former member wrote: Steady progression and concise, creepy yet satirical rhymes - enjoyed this rather a lot. Fondness for a serial killer! My cat brings in dead things and stolen things (animal parts) and this is a darn good portrayal of the acceptance process. Hope she doesn't start to bring in dead humans, though... I'd have to re-carpet.

  • The_Broken_Fox_2112 On Sunday, May 18, 2014, The_Broken_Fox_2112 (70)By person wrote:

    I have to say I rather enjoyed myself here. xD And I think I'm going to take a quote of yours for personal use- 'I would say that people like you make me projectile vomit, but I doubt you're capable of something that cool.' Yeah I like you. Thanks for the smile today ahaha. Cheers!~

  • WeepAnEvilLaugh On Tuesday, May 20, 2014, WeepAnEvilLaugh (25)By person wrote:

    An excellent choice my dear lady. I hope my carefully crafted insult hits its target well. Thanks for the comment too.

  • A former member wrote: it reminds me of that song,Smelly cat,what are they feeding you? by Phoebe

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