My cuz, on V-tech.

By Winter Born

yeah, well how about this. act surprised when you're about to bust.
make it sound like it's never happened before, or like someone just snuck
up on you. then call her the Wolfman.

the country is in turmoil. a lone gunman walked into Virginia Tech and
slaughtered at least thirty-three people and seriously injured another
twenty. Larry King is calling this the biggest masacre in US history.
I'm thinking he means in the last twenty years, or the was the American
Holocaust a fictional event and all the natives just jumped off a cliff
or took eternal naps in their Pendlton blankets. they say this was JUST
LIKE COLUMBINE. except this was a college.... and there was only one
shooter.....and lots more people died..... and Marilyn Manson isn't the
cause (They'll probably blame it on Grand Theft Auto).....this time
there were no bombs.......oh yeah, after he took out an entire classroom,
he disappeared for two hours then started killing again. now the media
is going to call this and the other three school shootings an EPIDEMIC.
Crazy is spreading, the world is ending, I got a shotgun, a sword and a
case of Newcastle.....Rock and Roll.

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© 2007 deployed to hell
Published on Tuesday, April 17, 2007.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Rant"
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  • carlosjackal On Wednesday, February 17, 2010, carlosjackal (3011)By person wrote:

    Loved this piece regardless if the odd fact is inaccurate. Plus that ending definitely has a firm tongue in its cheek and more a satire on the media reaction to these type of events and the way people suck it all up and lose their heads.

  • A former member wrote: It's true. There's some fucked up people out there. Thanks for sharing.

  • GraveFlower On Tuesday, April 17, 2007, GraveFlower (249)By person wrote:

    love the end------bring it on----terribly stupid, people in colledge are usually smart, not always assholes, why couldnt he have gone to the white house or some shit? KILL ALL GOVERNMENT ~*dani*~ good write----its sad cause this is close to me.......

  • stormtalk On Tuesday, April 17, 2007, stormtalk (729)By person wrote:

    Your facts are wrong; the classroom was the second shooting. Trust people who don't actually read the story to start waving "End Is Nigh" signs, eh?

  • Winter Born On Tuesday, April 17, 2007, Winter Born (169)By person wrote:

    not me fuck-o. trust people who don't read the headline to make fools of themselves, eh?

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