yeah, well how about this. act surprised when you're about to bust.
make it sound like it's never happened before, or like someone just snuck
up on you. then call her the Wolfman.

the country is in turmoil. a lone gunman walked into Virginia Tech and
slaughtered at least thirty-three people and seriously injured another
twenty. Larry King is calling this the biggest masacre in US history.
I'm thinking he means in the last twenty years, or the was the American
Holocaust a fictional event and all the natives just jumped off a cliff
or took eternal naps in their Pendlton blankets. they say this was JUST
LIKE COLUMBINE. except this was a college.... and there was only one
shooter.....and lots more people died..... and Marilyn Manson isn't the
cause (They'll probably blame it on Grand Theft Auto).....this time
there were no bombs.......oh yeah, after he took out an entire classroom,
he disappeared for two hours then started killing again. now the media
is going to call this and the other three school shootings an EPIDEMIC.
Crazy is spreading, the world is ending, I got a shotgun, a sword and a
case of Newcastle.....Rock and Roll.