Happy Fucking Birthday!

By CrestfallenTears

Ok, so I wrote this on my birthday...I was feeling a little comical...haha. and yea...it was my sweet sixteen..lol. fun fun. but yea...here..it isnt really that great...but I find it kind of funny.
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Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me!
I gave in and cut my wrists,
And now they're all bloody!
I'm one year older now.
One less year till I die!
One less year for me to suffer through.
One less left to cry.
Cake and Icecream make me fat,
and my pants already dont fit.
So I leave that shit on the plate.
And go let my blood drip.
One year less to go...
yea it went by real slow...
And I'm sure next year will creep,
So happy fucking birthday to me.

*god, arent you glad I dont write songs for a living..?

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© 2006 Cre§†
Published on Monday, March 27, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • TheBardOfBlasphemy On Saturday, April 22, 2006, TheBardOfBlasphemy (358)By person wrote:

    Now we know what to get you for your birthday next year then, eh?

  • A former member wrote: This is fucking good.

  • TaintedButterfly On Monday, March 27, 2006, TaintedButterfly (670)By person wrote:

    Happy Birthday regardless... ;) Julia~

  • veingo On Monday, March 27, 2006, veingo (533)By person wrote:

    Heh heh, well, there's always next year. They can't all be bad, right? ^V^

  • Guillotine On Monday, March 27, 2006, Guillotine (172)By person wrote:

    always next year eh? bah. I say hooray and all that jazz. go live, now.

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