When silly Jenna Parker
Tried to sniff a marker
She huffed it too hard
And turned into a retard.


When little Laura Bailey
Called her mother crazy
She smacked her upside the head
Until little Laura was dead.


Jenna is my dear friend
I will love her till the end
Always and forever
We shall be together.

Laura is so pretty
She's really funny and witty
I'm glad she is my friend
For the good vibes she sends.


Jorel, he is a perve
Death he does deserve
For looking at young kids
He is doomed to live with pigs.


Ashley teaches art
Because in her heart of hearts
She knows she has no life
And art keeps her away from the knife.


Solomon is my brother
He took himself a lover
Although he found her pretty
He shouldn't do that to a kitty.






Note: First names have been changed to protect private identities.