Hey Mr. Owl....

By Draven

Little Timmy: "Hey Mr. Owl,what does a bullet taste like?"
Mr. Owl:"Ahmm lets find out. Ah 1...ah 2...and ah 3...
*bang* *thud*


Narrative Voice:"The world may never know."

***taken from the tootsie pop commercials***

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Copyright 2005 Draven
Published on Saturday, March 26, 2005.     Filed under:
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  • Niemand On Tuesday, January 1, 2008, Niemand (355)By person wrote:

    *breaks down crying* POOR TIMMY! Oh well! ^_^-Gin

  • carlosjackal On Sunday, July 8, 2007, carlosjackal (2788)By person wrote:

    *sobs* Timmy!

  • A former member wrote: Thanx for making me smile today. *grin*

  • K_Love On Sunday, March 27, 2005, K_Love (525)By person wrote:

    HAHA... that was a good laugh... nice I really enjoyed this.

  • Forgotten Angel On Sunday, March 27, 2005, Forgotten Angel (309)By person wrote:

    haha NICE! i like! :D -Kel

  • blue On Sunday, March 27, 2005, blue (1409)By person wrote:

    lmao!!!! hehe, that was good! ~b

  • Gideon Lost On Sunday, March 27, 2005, Gideon Lost (137)By person wrote:

    Interesting piece man.

  • The Crimson Queen On Saturday, March 26, 2005, The Crimson Queen (917)By person wrote:

    yay! hehe...nice one

  • BleedSilver On Saturday, March 26, 2005, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    lmfao...great. That was funny!

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