Dirty Lymerick #8

By AbjectColloquialist

There once was a man from France
Who was often seen without his pants
When he would go out
He'd show his trouser trout
And for a dollar, he'd make it dance

Wha-Cha!

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Copyright 2005 AbjectColloquialist
Published on Sunday, March 20, 2005.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: The last line implies people were more than willing to see it dance... ;)

  • SilentStalker On Saturday, October 1, 2005, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    ...there once was a man from Versailles; who shot off in every girl's eye; In pornos he screwed; till Peter North sued; And now he just aims for the thigh... Scholar

  • dp_whipping_girl On Monday, June 12, 2006, dp_whipping_girl (234)By person wrote:

    darun darun, so sick and sweet :) ~pf

  • Sin On Saturday, October 1, 2005, Sin (1135)By person wrote:

    LOL

  • xDeAthxPerCepTioNxReaLiTyx On Saturday, October 1, 2005, xDeAthxPerCepTioNxReaLiTyx (36)By person wrote:

    I love the Wha-cha!...it completes it..to show absolute insanity...lol..but you never know I could just be a crazy old lady....

  • Soulfire On Wednesday, March 23, 2005, Soulfire (96)By person wrote:

    HA HA HA HA HA....FUNNY SHIT.

  • Saint_Reaper On Monday, March 21, 2005, Saint_Reaper (200)By person wrote:

    funny shit, to bad i didnt see it before....*laughs*

  • A former member wrote: good job, what I see in this poem is a man,a troubled, poor man who is lost in life, searching for a purpose that allways seems just out of reach, and trys finding happiness in entertianing the masses hoping that in some way their joy will somehow validat

  • A former member wrote: validate his pointless existance, but never finding that witch he has allways sought.....Exceptance, yes that is what I beleive is the overall presance and fell this poem gives to me..... oh woe the the man and his trouser trout

  • AbjectColloquialist On Sunday, March 20, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (31)By person wrote:

    Oh... My... Gosh. You Hit the Nail on the proverbial Head! And the fact that your comment is ten times longer than the piece is fantastic!

  • AniDayz On Sunday, March 20, 2005, AniDayz (812)By person wrote:

    :0)

  • Elise On Sunday, March 20, 2005, Elise (187)By person wrote:

    haha, that kicked ass, funny stuff. ^_^

  • manywalks On Sunday, March 20, 2005, manywalks (747)By person wrote:

    the qha=cha was a perfect touch. And since i'm a dirty old woman i giggled and snorted.

  • A Broken Soul On Sunday, March 20, 2005, A Broken Soul (80)By person wrote:

    well, you made me giggle like a dirty french man, and that says a lot! lofl. ^autumn^

  • A former member wrote: I'll show YOU a dirty limerick! --- but not really! cute piece :) - Rawk

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