White Christmas

By VenomPlease

I'm
dreaming
of a white
Christmas

With lots of special snow
Just for me
I got my own personal Christmas tree
With 23 ornaments all handmade
(bullshit, you didn't make that santa)

I'll be lost inside my head
While you sit in an overcrowded living room
Sipping on eggnog and Goldschlager
(what crackhead thought of that? just take it straight)

I can only laugh
While I watch you open your gifts
With their wrappings of artificial love
Just stick a bow on top like a stamp of approval
Trying to prove
These gifts were given with sincerity

I can only laugh
at my stocking full of coal
'Cause I've been dreaming of a white Christmas
with lots of special snow
for my nose

It makes all the lights
look just a little brighter
Makes the synthetic gingerbread house
taste just a little better

I've been dreaming of a white-
Snowed-in
Thirteen hour blizzard
Up to my *nose* in snow
-Christmas
To make this season
Just a little more fuckin Merry

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Published on Friday, December 24, 2004. Filed under: "Poetry"

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Comments on "White Christmas"

A former member wrote: Haha this made me laugh. Nice job.
On Wednesday, September 19, 2007, Mari (419) wrote:

nice.
A former member wrote: impressive write loved it
On Friday, December 24, 2004, Dei (663) wrote:

I totally agree with Shadowflight.
On Friday, December 24, 2004, ShadowFlight (105) wrote:

I think I need to read this when I'm not in the middle of my own holiday rant... at the moment they all kind of blend, but I really can relate to your line of thinking here
On Friday, December 24, 2004, AniDayz (812) wrote:

i KNEW that you wrote this when i clicked on the title...and; as always, you wrote this oh-so-very well...
On Friday, December 24, 2004, VenomPlease (134) wrote:

haha that makes me laugh. Thanks Ani
A former member wrote: woah. i like it. good write
On Friday, December 24, 2004, VenomPlease (134) wrote:

Now, if you know anything about me then you know exactly what this is about. Just another one to add to the collection I suppose... it never gets old for me :)