Spife Of My Dreams

By Munkey

Knife or Spoon
How can I choose
I love you both to much to try
If I'm made to I think I'll cry

Pick up my soup
Or cut my meat
Either way you can't be beat
Or can you?

I will combined you both
Oh the wonder that is you
No longer are you two
But now you one

But to name you is strange
Knoon, no no that's not right
Knion, still not it
Spife...YES!!! That is right!!!

I will eat my soup!!!
And cut my meat!!!
With just one utensile!!!
Now that can't be beat!!!

Oh spife of my dreams
Your real or so it seems
I love you so much
I long to feel your touch

Thank you for being there for me
Thank you for being beautiful to me

Thank you for helping me eat
No-one can save that you'll ever be beat

I Love You Spife
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so much...

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Published on Thursday, November 18, 2004. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Comments on " Spife Of My Dreams"

On Tuesday, November 22, 2005, stargaze0991 (11) wrote:

Yes! this one made me cry... its just so beautiful. "tear" lol
On Wednesday, April 6, 2005, SluG (35) wrote:

the Spife is way better than the spork, I will fight to the death for my beliefs!! I am the Martyr of the SPIFE!!!!
A former member wrote: DON'T CHEW WHEN YOUR MIND'S FULL! ~Shane~
On Sunday, November 28, 2004, Munkey (79) wrote:

I'll chew whenever I damn well please...but for you I'll be quite about it.
A former member wrote: oh dear god you did it...you wrote a poem about the spife...it turned out better then i though it would, good job, the spork is still better though sorry to say ;) -ANgel^
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, ShadowFlight (105) wrote:

um... yeah... hard to type while laughing ... superb...er..supper...hmm food
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, whisperer (166) wrote:

rotflmmao...fucking awesome!...-]darkness[-
A former member wrote: That was so random, it was actually kind of cool... good job
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...sorry, buddy...I'm gonna have to knock you for repetitive rhyme...but on introducing a new subject...I don't think I've seen one displayed quite like this yet...dunno how good or bad that is...lol
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...hopefully you won't end up cutting yourself eating...didn't mother ever teach you not to stick knives in your mouth...? :)
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...maybe in time your invention will be the spark of an 'assault with a deadly weapon'...might want to hide the fact you thought it up by then... -Stalker
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, OLd SouL (717) wrote:

Die, Spife, Die! Long live the Spork! hehe -told you spork lovers can be brutal ;) thanks for the laugh Munkey kid. :::OLd
A former member wrote: lol, this is cool. I like the rhyming of it all and I like the way it gives pictures of someone doing this. Cool write