Singalwhop

By Alacer_Cogitatus

Flimsy whimsy dibbly do,
Buckets and buckets of horrible goo.
Changly pangly, giddily wee,
Filled to the brim, with tax collecters's fee.
"How?" said the whompaaus to the gernatron.
"With a flingleflop and a winglestomp!" he mantered.
"Why?" sprank the whompicus to that very same gernatron.
"Because, my dear glinglelicker, his dingleberryies offended my arnacarion!"

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Copyright 2004 Alacer_Cogitatus
Published on Thursday, April 30, 2015.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • BleedSilver On Thursday, November 18, 2004, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    lmao...Dr. Suess on LSD? Maybe on LSD and Drunk...lol...I have no idea what you said, but it was funny...

  • Sin On Wednesday, November 17, 2004, Sin (1168)By person wrote:

    wow,i think im still a little confused, i dont know what that was, but it made me smile

  • Liz On Wednesday, November 17, 2004, Liz (267)By person wrote:

    Yeah, I feel ya. Dingleberries are pretty offensive.

  • A former member wrote: hahahah, for something that made little sense this made a lot of sense to me. sense in nonsensical senses, or something. rock on.

  • glasshouse On Wednesday, November 17, 2004, glasshouse (548)By person wrote:

    Haha. What he said. *winks* (You sound like Dr. Suess on LSD. *kisses* -Glass

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