*** this is fucked up guys ***

Sometimes I feel like a huge walking dick and all I want to do is fuck someone
really fuck them
I shove myself right up their ass, working my way in. I can smell the feces and the methane as I am being squeezed and compressed. My whole self hurts as I push and prod into a place I am not designed to fit. My head is in their colon and I push further around the bend. I taste thier shit and then

I pump myself full of blood getting larger and larger. I hear thier screams of pain as I expand to seven times my normal size. A terribly painful pressure is being exerted on me as I enlarge more and more. My head swims, my skull and ribs begin to crush, my eyes bulge, and then the sonofabitch I am fucking explodes.
And I am free again.

I look around me and see a head and arms lying nearby. The chest cavity is gone, ribs scattered everywhere. There are guts and blood splattered about and half a lung is hanging from a lamp post. There is spleen and liver on a nearby picture window and the legs that were below the ass lie at my feet.

I contract. I grow flacid again.

I would go to the bars and bet people I could touch the ceiling or dunk a basketball. I would ask them to wrestle and just swell up and throw them off. I would say "trick or treat" and either way people answered, I would cover them in gallons of cum. I would one eye wink at everyone.

And how cool would it be to fuck that whore-bitch?
You know the one, you all know the one. The superior crooked nosed cunt who holds herself above all of us, male and female alike. We all hate her, the slut of sluts who pretends she isn't. I bet she could use a real man, a real dick. A real Man-Dick to tickle her uterus.

Going in I smell that familiar heady smell. I have been in dozens of pussies but not like this. My eyes burn as I look around. Past the lips and up the canal. I travel into the uterus. Its a little more roomy here. Can I see the ovaries? No, it's too tight a fit. I thrust in and out and slowly swell. Oh yeah she would dig it at first, until it got too big. Then she would start to bitch and scream in pain.

COOL

I am thrusting in and out harder and harder. She is stretching everywhere. I am pushing her uterus up against her diaphram and I am pushing her intestines out of place from the inside. I am going to cum. I am so big inside her that it cannot leak out, it has nowhere to go. I squirt like a fire hose and her filopean tubes tear. I rupture her uterus and I pump gallons of creamy cum into her guts. She is screaming in pain and nobody cares. I twitch and convulse and shove deeper into her torn womb, pushing my head into her guts as I spew.

I will leave her here to bleed to death.

Spent, I get up and walk away, covered in cum, and poon, and guts, and blood.