Jen is KRAZIE!!!

By Dick_in_my_Ass

Okay, as we all know, my best friend Jen is well, fucknuts insane. Before they put her on her meds, she was REALLY fucked up in the mind, and she drove this one chick to hunt her down with a gun.

Anyway, this chick bursts into my basement where we hang out all the time, and points a gun right in Jen's face.

"I'm gonna kill you!" she screamed. And Jen just sat there and looked her in the eyes and said "Do it."

When the chick didn't shoot, Jen stood up and got in her face, screaming "Fucking shoot me you gutless bitch, fucking shoot me!"

I just sat and watched like an idiot. I was terrified Jen was going to die, and I couldn't move. Anyway, the chick pulled the trigger, but the gun had jammed. Jen punched her in the face and pistol whipped her with her own gun. And when she looked at me, I knew in that moment Jen needed some serious help.

So that is why my friend Jen is KRAZIE. She's probably gonna shove her foot up my ass for posting this (again) but I think I had to.

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Published on Tuesday, June 15, 2010. Filed under: "Non-Fiction" and "Short Story"

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Comments on "Jen is KRAZIE!!!"

On Tuesday, June 30, 2020, FlowMyTears (53) wrote:

Sounds like her friend was even more cray, must have been to point a gun at her over an argument, right? X-D
On Friday, June 18, 2010, Rowan (197) wrote:

Wow. That's not only crazy but kind of stupid. I don't find that brave. She's lucky to have kept her life.
A former member wrote: you're such a douchebag why did you post this??? i don't want people knowing what medication i take!!!!!
On Wednesday, June 16, 2010, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

You say they let her out, I say she escaped crazy enough to stand in front of a barrel, then she's crazy enough to escape a straight jacket.
A former member wrote: jen needs a reality check and prozac...or zoloft which ever works best..
On Wednesday, June 16, 2010, Dick_in_my_Ass (4) wrote:

she already takes adavan, xanex, serquel, prozac and a bunch of other shit......i'm surprised they ever let her out of that mental institution.......
A former member wrote: do they still hand out lithium? she could use it in a pez dispenser.
A former member wrote: Jen is not only crazy but very very lucky......imagine the gun did not get jammed and she get shot in the face....and you could be next.then what....so be carefull Toby!!!
A former member wrote: ..yep, my thought exactly..[pop]
On Tuesday, June 15, 2010, HeadpatSlut (257) wrote:

And that's why I love her.
On Tuesday, June 15, 2010, HeadpatSlut (257) wrote:

That's far from Crazy toby, it means that she's brave enough to face death, either that or she knew the bitch was gutless and a coward.