I'll Have the Sex Please

By The Lipstick Factor

I'll have the sex please.
Oh, and no strings with that.
I'm on a diet.

What was that?
No thanks, no names either.
I'm not really that hungry.
I have a craving
and you look...
delicious.

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© 2008 Lipstick Whore
Published on Thursday, May 1, 2008.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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Comments on "I'll Have the Sex Please"

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  • A former member wrote: whooohooo , i'll take some of that too :) this is funny ! thanks for sharing

  • Rowan On Tuesday, February 23, 2010, Rowan (202)By person wrote:

    Hahaha that was funny.

  • A former member wrote: My kind a menu.... where do you dine?

  • Qurious On Tuesday, December 1, 2009, Qurious (40)By person wrote:

    TASTY!

  • A former member wrote: Could you make mine a double? LOL excellent work! GB

  • Dancing_Monkey On Wednesday, May 21, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1246)By person wrote:

    ...

  • A former member wrote: I will have some of that diet too!!

  • RubyXero On Friday, May 2, 2008, RubyXero (484)By person wrote:

    wonderful! me likes me likes.

  • denver nitze On Thursday, May 1, 2008, denver nitze (256)By person wrote:

    fuck yeah. sex is good. ~ta~

  • A former member wrote: *Places order*

  • Sparrow On Thursday, May 1, 2008, Sparrow (89)By person wrote:

    *raises hand* I'll have the sex, too please.

  • A former member wrote: sounds like something a vampire would say. i like vampires...lol


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