I'll Have the Sex Please

By The Lipstick Factor

I'll have the sex please.
Oh, and no strings with that.
I'm on a diet.

What was that?
No thanks, no names either.
I'm not really that hungry.
I have a craving
and you look...
delicious.

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Published on Thursday, May 1, 2008. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on "I'll Have the Sex Please"

A former member wrote: whooohooo , i'll take some of that too :) this is funny ! thanks for sharing
On Tuesday, February 23, 2010, Rowan (197) wrote:

Hahaha that was funny.
A former member wrote: My kind a menu.... where do you dine?
On Tuesday, December 1, 2009, Qurious (40) wrote:

TASTY!
A former member wrote: Could you make mine a double? LOL excellent work! GB
On Wednesday, May 21, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1228) wrote:

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A former member wrote: I will have some of that diet too!!
On Friday, May 2, 2008, RubyXero (481) wrote:

wonderful! me likes me likes.
On Thursday, May 1, 2008, denver nitze (251) wrote:

fuck yeah. sex is good. ~ta~
A former member wrote: *Places order*
On Thursday, May 1, 2008, Sparrow (88) wrote:

*raises hand* I'll have the sex, too please.
A former member wrote: sounds like something a vampire would say. i like vampires...lol