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Breakfast Delights
By VenomPlease
Did I ask you to shake my pepper shaker?
I ask for over-easy and I come up scrambled
like a fucking Denny's breakfast
With your big juicy hunk of sausage
in her filthy mouth
Filthy blue eyes
Did I ask you to chop my chopsticks?
I came up like a fucking stir fry
and crab ragoon twinkies
With your gooey white filling in the middle
Blow me fucking harder!
Did I ask for gratitude?
No
No, no
Drink up my lithium salts
Manic depressive bi-Polish sausage
Hashbrowns and McGriddles
My medical diagnosis is a breakfast food
Did I ask you to pop my popcorn
And butter me up
Like you smoothed her over with margarine
A fucking danish roll
I think I may vomit
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Copyright 2005 WhiteHorse
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On Tuesday, June 13, 2006, flying_fox
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wrote:
oh gods just read this again and it was just as entertaining as it was the first time. terrific. just had to say so again.
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On Thursday, September 8, 2005, flying_fox
(571) wrote:
LOVE IT!! the anger, the craziness... it works. heeheehee. excellent.
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On Thursday, April 21, 2005, AniDayz
(812) wrote:
it makes sense indeed...fuckingincrediblesense in fact...brilliant is an understatement...i love the use[age]of the metaphors in this.
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