My big , fat, Irish, Political Limerick

By AbjectColloquialist

There once was a man from Texas
Of ignorance, this fool was a nexus
He ran for president
Became the White House resident
So the rich could buy a bigger lexus

Hooah!

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Copyright 2004 AbjectColloquialist
Published on Friday, September 24, 2004.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: Very entertaining and so true, well done!

  • A former member wrote: that's just part one right? :)

  • Mord On Monday, October 16, 2006, Mord (35)By person wrote:

    lmfao, good stuff

  • mysticventures On Thursday, October 6, 2005, mysticventures (527)By person wrote:

    hell yea - thats what i'm talkin about !!!

  • Thorn On Thursday, October 6, 2005, Thorn (282)By person wrote:

    Very good limerick, I must say. It's catchy, critical, insulting, and most of all, very humerous.

  • Liz On Thursday, January 20, 2005, Liz (265)By person wrote:

    AH HA HA HA. bravo.

  • A former member wrote: lol this was great:p ~Ship!

  • Gideon Lost On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, Gideon Lost (137)By person wrote:

    You are really good at these limerick thingies. I liked this.

  • spaniellie On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, spaniellie (76)By person wrote:

    lol i really liked this. good job!

  • A former member wrote: LOL! that was cute. good job!

  • Lotophagi On Sunday, November 21, 2004, Lotophagi (333)By person wrote:

    just brilliance.... I absolutely love it, and I've got a stupid smirk on my face to prove its effectiveness. Thank you for rocking my socks.

  • Sex Slave On Thursday, November 18, 2004, Sex Slave (78)By person wrote:

    funny

  • SilentStalker On Wednesday, November 10, 2004, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    "there's this saying...you fool me once.......shame on...you...fool me twice...*long pause*...you-you're not gonna fool me again..." ..gotta love the re-elect... Scholar

  • BleedSilver On Monday, September 27, 2004, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    lol...This is fucking hilarious! This is just fucking great, dude...

  • Solace On Monday, September 27, 2004, Solace (1065)By person wrote:

    ROFLMAO didn't know someone was running down the same lane as me...awesome stuff :) i'm thinking you did it better and i dont know why, maybe its cause i ended up giggling?

  • A former member wrote: Yay! This one makes me want to burn the flag. ~Shane~

  • Northstar On Saturday, September 25, 2004, Northstar (374)By person wrote:

    giggles

  • stuart_pid On Saturday, September 25, 2004, stuart_pid (135)By person wrote:

    i love it, my favorite limmerick so far.

  • A former member wrote: Funny and SO TRUE!!! LOFL!!!

  • Lord Kalgalath On Saturday, September 25, 2004, Lord Kalgalath (182)By person wrote:

    KICK ASS!

  • A former member wrote: Lol, HAHA I like this.

  • A former member wrote: second line's out of sync, but I don't care..this rocks...

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