Ode to the Food Service Industry...

By TheMistressBucket

I wasn't kidding
when I called you fagot
and slammed my burrito in your face.
When you fuck with me
and my monetary emotions
regarding food
I get stupid crazy
and spit on things
like your face
with my words.
You lied
You cheated
You kept my fucking change
after you fucked up my order
you took way to long
getting my soda
and it is the wrong fucking size!
Don at Domino's must die!
I am not a serial phone shopper
I don't send back my food
I am just a friendly patron
you fuckers!

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Copyright 2003 TheMistressBucket
Published on Friday, September 19, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • SilentStalker On Sunday, October 12, 2003, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    ...you remember that movie "Falling Down"? I kinda saw that when I read this...cool... -Darun Scholar

  • Delilah On Sunday, September 21, 2003, Delilah (113)By person wrote:

    LOL...this was great! Makes me think of work...~Delilah~

  • worm On Saturday, September 20, 2003, worm (1149)By person wrote:

    oh let me tell you! I say "FUCK" to all those pimply faced egotistical little rat brained bastards... screwing up your food order is cause for a slow death...

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