There once was a woman
Who possessed a large bosom
That could turn any young man to a felon

And there once was a fellow
By the name of John Yellow
Who wanted naught but to touch those melons

So he sauntered on near
Said, "Howdy there dear."
And groped upon a place forbidden
 
Little Johnny boy, he paid quite the toll
Why, that young woman's bosom swallowed him whole!
And to this day he's remained hidden

So gather 'round little lads
And understand that John, well, he was bad
And he certainly got his due

Listen close to my tale
For if you fail
You could end up like Mr. Yellow too!