Ninja Cheese Captain

By gearhead

 Once Upon a time.. there was a young piece of cheese
But this was no ordinary piece of cheese
he was a ninja, destined for greatness
for this ninja cheese had set out to become a space captain 

On the great world of wheat bread he sets off on his adventure
The ninja cheese traveled the cosmos searching 
searching for the lost salsa planet
the salsa planet was filled with the ninja cheeses enemy
the great army of the salsa chips
these chips wanted nothing more than to destroy the ninja cheese race 
for the salsa chips would use there bodies to construct a great nacho battle ship
they would use this chip to concur all of the food universe 
but the ninja cheese captain had other plans

the ninja cheese set out to find this place, and within time he found his detonation
There lyes the great salsa planet, dwarfing the ninja cheese captains fleet 
Out of no wear the salsa planet starts to fire an array of jalapeno seeds at the cheese
The ninja cheese captain scrambles his fleet and returns fire

as this great battle rages the ninja cheese devises a plan
HE and 10 of his greatest cheese warriors sneak off from the battle
landing on the surface of the salsa planet 
they make there way to the great salsa chip fortress  
fighting wave after wave of chips they finally reach there detonation
the plan is to place an atomic onion ring in the center of this fortress, they succeed
the ninja cheese captain and the remainder of his warriors flee the surface 
returning to his bread ship, he scrambles his remaining forces and flees

watching in awww the great ninja cheese captain witnesses his success
the great salsa planet begins to glow, exploding into oblivion
this scatters the remanding chips, broken and crushed
the ninja cheese captain calls his troops to return home to the wheat bread planet

awaiting the great ninja cheese captain, the grateful cheese civilization
for they have saved them from a cheesy destruction
The ninja cheese Capitan has finally earned his place among the great cheese legends

THE END................LOL







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Copyright 2012 gearhead
Published on Wednesday, October 3, 2012.     Filed under: "Fantasy" and "Short Story"

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  • A former member wrote: If this were a movie...I would eat it. Entertaining :D Ninja cheese space captain. I like your head. Yes.

  • gearhead On Wednesday, October 3, 2012, gearhead (19)By person wrote:

    well i got it done and just had to lol i thought it would be funny

  • Markus Darkscribe On Wednesday, October 3, 2012, Markus Darkscribe (60)By person wrote:

    I swear i didn't think you'd post it. Funny as hell dude

  • dwells On Wednesday, October 3, 2012, dwells (4288)By person wrote:

    Quite the alien tale of the lost Green Bay Packer perhaps, and the onion ring was reminiscent of a Star Warsian something. Nevertheless I need to eat some jalapeno cheese now to equilibrate, cheers and pass the Cheetos, not the crunchy, the puffs!!

  • Dilated View On Wednesday, October 3, 2012, Dilated View (583)By person wrote:

    This was super cheesy in a way that any wheat bread planet can appreciate. Great ninja work it looks like in the end the chips went stale :)

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