Rock it.
Walk it.
Make it talk.
It's good to hock
so you should lock it.
Every store in town will stock it.
Guaranteed it's guaranteed.
The only thing you'll ever need. 

Entrances.
Prances.
Sex enhances.
Does strip tease and belly dances.
Manufactures second chances.
Meets the girls and breaks the ice.
Makes a first impression twice.

It will undermine a marriage.
Sabotage an undercarriage.
Camoflage.
Barrage.
Disparage.
Terrorize your girlfriends other.
If it breaks it makes another.

It seduces.
It produces vegetables
it chops and juices.
Makes examples of excuses.
Reduces weight from hips and thighs.
Good way to meet the ladies guys.

It can handle immigration.
Tackle sticky  litigation.
A bases loaded situation.
Squeeze a bunt or hit a homer.
I call it It, It's Its misnomer.

Makes a simpleton a scholar.
Makes the ladies scream and holler.
Removes the lipstick from your collar.
Usually sets you back a dollar
but if you want one contact me.
I give it away for free.