Ron Swanson

By WoundsLikeStars

Masculinity
A mustache hides your frailty
Bacon makes you strong 

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Copyright 2011 WoundsLikeStars
Published on Monday, November 14, 2011.     Filed under: "Haiku" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

A Senryu tribute to my favorite parks and recreation administrator.
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  • dwells On Monday, November 14, 2011, dwells (4177)By person wrote:

    Sounds to me like he has a hairlip and high cholesterol maybe? Never seen the show, yet - thanks.

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