Tonite's a nite
as good as any,
Your good times suck
and pain, there's penty.

A strudy stool
made of wood,
Not too tall,
there, that's good.

Now  place the rope,
but not to tight,
around your neck,
There, just right.

Up on your toes,
not on your heels,
is that ok,
How does that feel?

Now relax and think
of something fun,
now ain't this better
than that damned ol' gun?