I know what you want
You want someone who you can turn to
Who will stand up for you
Who will pick you up when you are down
Who will keep every little secret
Who will care for your issues and problems
Who will love you as a sister

You also want me
You want me to be your soulmate
The person who is your best friend
You want me to like every little thing you do
And argue with the I dont
You want me to go to you when Im upset
You want me support you with every thing you do

Well dont expect to get what you want
Because you want somebody that I'm not
I cant be any of those things because I never had someone to be those things for me
And believe me, I'm saving you from trouble
Im no good, no angel, no saint
Im bad news, like a thousand deaths from a Tsunami

So dont get offended
When you see me in my low top,
Tight Pants
High heels,
Makeup and Hair to perfection
A model of stunning

And you confront me with a hi and your name
You try to be my buddy but with secret intentions
When I say you dont want to get to know me
Dont ask for my name
And certainly dont ask for my number

Just turn around and walk away
Pull up your pants while your at it
Dont get offended
Because Im not someone you would want to get familiar with