Bam! Crunch! And tasted good. It even tasted better than I thought it would!
But the end result was far better than that, a gift for my misery I could never expect.
Paradise is waiting for the chosen few, who actually go through this procedure and never pull through.
In living I never succeeded in life, just not quite good enough, the underdog in the fight! But in the conclusion of my demise, what a joyous surprise! Finally something I could achieve, and this horrid place I could leave!
The solution was my very own bitter end!