Two

It takes two to tango
takes the two of you to piss everyone off
on a continuous basis
it is all about you two
who the hell are you?

You guys want to do your own thing
so be it
you want to lie to everyone about everything
so be it
you value each other over close friends
so be it

I want nothing to do with it
nothing to do with you
I have no sympathy any more
when you two get at each others throats again
I will not be there for you
good luck on your own
the both of you

Sadly enough
two easily becomes one
when it does occur
do even think on running to me