Where art thou penis

By thinevoicetragic

Excuse me penis.
Where are you?
I'm sure Ill mean this.
This poems for you.

You may be big.
You may be small.
would I ever find you
Inside the mall?

Do you have a name?
or even a friend?
A middle name?
Or even a trend?

When will me meet?
when will we talk?
Is your cum sweet?
Does it come in a sock?

Well dear penis
I enjoyed our time.
I've gotta go.
I'll see you next time.

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Published on Thursday, August 19, 2004. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on "Where art thou penis"

On Thursday, July 4, 2013, brudie (14) wrote:

one can relate to this. Humour and reality mixed nicely. A brilliant poem. Keep it up.
A former member wrote: LOL that is so funny I simply laughed my butt off
On Wednesday, May 25, 2005, Serenity (469) wrote:

Lol now that's awesome!
On Tuesday, May 3, 2005, The Crimson Queen (917) wrote:

hehehe..cool beans!
On Monday, February 14, 2005, blue (1427) wrote:

:) lol...that was great! I can totally relate in a 'here kitty kitty' kinda way. Too cool! ~b
A former member wrote: lmao yeah thats all a hard thing to accoplish today ~~GOTHIC~~
A former member wrote: This is great i love good job you made me laugh a hard feat to acomplish ~Ends
A former member wrote: WTF? -END-
A former member wrote: rofl, made me laugh, good stuff :)
On Thursday, August 19, 2004, Rachel (210) wrote:

Okay, your sister rocks. So do you. And your brother. Unfortunately, I get you guys confused far too often. :P Have you read anything by Whorty? You should. He writes in the same style.
On Thursday, August 19, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (140) wrote:

umm....ok. good, interesting, odd. i liked it. A_C
On Thursday, August 19, 2004, glasshouse (530) wrote:

lol. you're right... i DO love this. lol. kinda cheesy but, its funny. does it come in a sock? haha. i hope not. lol. *throws hands up* "EVERYONE COME GET YOUR PENIS SOCKS!" -Glass
On Thursday, August 19, 2004, thinevoicetragic (52) wrote:

This is my sisters work.. I thought some people on this sight would think this was funny. Do I dare mention names. king dave and jezz?