mice playing with cheese

By Tangent Ponderings

little mices
they like cheese
they eat cheese
whenever they please

some people say
that geese like cheese
and thats not true
but I sure do

geese aren't geese
they are gooses indeed
but they do not like cheese
they like to smoke weed

now i must go
and i leave you with this
the mice played with my cheese
and now i am pissed

oh! and before i go
don't want to forget
i promised todd
my skull he would get

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Copyright 2004 Bob the Mailman
Published on Wednesday, January 21, 2004.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • -Oz- On Friday, January 23, 2004, -Oz- (131)By person wrote:

    ahh...yes this is great!...gooses do like to smoke weed!...this is some funny shit ~oZ~

  • Tangent Ponderings On Wednesday, January 21, 2004, Tangent Ponderings (13)By person wrote:

    **goes to bed dreaming of cheese**

  • A former member wrote: This...is AMAZING!+T.P.U+

  • Tangent Ponderings On Wednesday, January 21, 2004, Tangent Ponderings (13)By person wrote:

    and its all true ~Bob~

  • Tangent Ponderings On Wednesday, January 21, 2004, Tangent Ponderings (13)By person wrote:

    I like cheese too. Even more than sex. Its like an orgasm for my mouth! ~Bob~ p.s. I only commented because I fear you.

  • Tangent Ponderings On Wednesday, January 21, 2004, Tangent Ponderings (13)By person wrote:

    This is so tragic ~Bob~ **runs off to cry**

  • Drifter On Wednesday, January 21, 2004, Drifter (265)By person wrote:

    Todd will be so happy. Even more than the Vicatin induced. Funny work. Nice.

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