To my adopted family!

By DarkCheffie

My adopted mommy is a crazy bitch
I love her for it
and I will always be her gay adopted son
If you have a problem with that
take it up with her
She'll smack you into texas
no doubt about it

My adopted aunt meemie
Is a sarcastic bitch
and I love her for it
I will always be her little chefie
and if you have a problem with that
take it up with her
She'll kick you all they way to nebraska
no doubt about it

My adopted sissy
Is one cool bitch
and I love her for it
I will always be her gay johnny boy
and if you have a problem with that
take it up with her
She'll smack you into the middle of next week
and kick your ass on Thursday
no doubt about it

Its for these special reasons
that I love my adopted family
We are all crazy bitches in are own way
and if you have a problem with that
You can take it up with us
and you know the rest...
no doubt about it

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Copyright 2003 Gothic Vampire
Published on Wednesday, November 12, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • Twisted Vanity On Monday, December 22, 2003, Twisted Vanity (13)By person wrote:

    lol thanks john..lol you need to come over again stranger..

  • Cwn Annwn On Monday, December 8, 2003, Cwn Annwn (91)By person wrote:

    That made me laugh...he he he :)~GOne~

  • Moodswing On Wednesday, November 12, 2003, Moodswing (63)By person wrote:

    *sheds a few tears, then knocks back a few shots of tequila and smiles* that is soo fucking sweet...i love my gay adopted nephew....*hugs cheffie*

  • DarkCheffie On Wednesday, November 12, 2003, DarkCheffie (9)By person wrote:

    Well its my friends mom, and she's realley cool and the thing has always been im the adopted son hehe

  • yslehc On Wednesday, November 12, 2003, yslehc (334)By person wrote:

    lol sounds like you have a great family.. nice write:)

  • A Velvet Tongue On Wednesday, November 12, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (436)By person wrote:

    *chuckles*...damn straight babe....and we love you deeply!

  • DarkCheffie On Wednesday, November 12, 2003, DarkCheffie (9)By person wrote:

    Have Meemie come read it when she can and brit. Love your gay adopted son

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