Shit

By DarkCheffie

Shit
By: Gothic Vampire


If I could be anything in the world it would be shit,
It floats around all day in a world of luxury
No worries
No doubts
No problems
Shit enjoys life to the fullest
It never has to work and never has to worry about food
It lives in water so it’s never thirsty

No one ever talks about it,
Because shit’s all the same

So if I could be anything in the world it would be shit!

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Copyright 2003 Gothic Vampire
Published on Tuesday, November 4, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • Cwn Annwn On Monday, December 8, 2003, Cwn Annwn (89)By person wrote:

    Shits...good..I think...hmmm?

  • A Velvet Tongue On Friday, November 7, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (434)By person wrote:

    and to think.,...my gay adopted son is now a mr hanky....good thing I have oust...lol..*smooches*

  • Twisted Vanity On Friday, November 7, 2003, Twisted Vanity (13)By person wrote:

    "Get out of my kitchen"...urm...toliet...oh well..lol same thing.....maybe....out..nevermind that part..i would never eat out of my toliet...*shudders*....

  • A former member wrote: being shit would be shitty. i myself would prefer to be a dildo.... yeah! and owned by cheerleader lesbian girlfriends....he he he he he...oh, i'm still here... see you in the toilet.

  • A former member wrote: id want to be the biggest pot plant ever and a dildo yeah thaat dildo idea man sweet

  • Moodswing On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, Moodswing (63)By person wrote:

    my only response would have to be this..*grins evilly and pulls a butcher's knife from behind her back* "I'm gonna eat you!"...hehe..I think you need some toilet paper

  • yslehc On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, yslehc (334)By person wrote:

    hey shit has lots to deal with!.. it has to find its way through a maze of body parts,it get's torn up and squished back together on it's way.. and when it finally finds its way out of your body it gets eaten by little bugs.... okay i'm done. lovely poem

  • Drifter On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, Drifter (265)By person wrote:

    what a CRAPPY poem lolol. j/k funny shit, and true to.

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