The Face off

By Tear of Prometheus

Off with your Face
That ugly mug
A little nip a tiny tuck
Et voilá soft as a slug

Now creep up my arse
Be quick and be slender
Creep up a class
Now you´re the bender

Look here is the next
Beware it´s gonna sting
There goes the head and see
One arm´s already in

Worry not
That was the worst
But Relax
If you don´t wanna burst

And out he comes
A little smelly
But smooth and soft
As a babys Belly

Look at him
He looks like you
You got it now
That wacky clue

Then I´ll be gone
Quick take my place
Do your deed
Off with that Face

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Copyright 2016 Tear of Prometheus
Published on Friday, January 8, 2016.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

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  • A former member wrote: Thanks. Forgot about the arm. Crazy, kinky shit. Magic to see past limitations. Again, thx

  • Tear of Prometheus On Thursday, January 28, 2016, Tear of Prometheus (28)By person wrote:

    Tank you for taking your time to show your appreciation.

  • soul_versing On Wednesday, January 6, 2016, soul_versing (774)By person wrote:

    I f#@%ing LoVE this! Okay, now that I pushed that out... I salute your pen sooo twisted. You keep writing! -Write on Scholar

  • Tear of Prometheus On Thursday, January 7, 2016, Tear of Prometheus (28)By person wrote:

    Glad you liked it.

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