The Pillage Idiot

By Moodswing

(The end result of mingling the minds of Moodswing and Twisted Vanity)




Everyday the same shit occurs
It boggles the mind and stifles the words
Some brainless oaf with diarrhea of the mouth
Explodes his foamy load haphazardly about

With every smelly word he spews
He rapes me of my moral views
Repeatedly pillaging my sanity
His very being offensive you see

Plundering a hole in my brain
Burning cells like acid rain
Grinding away at my inner peace
Forcing himself like a rabid beast

It seems that society cannot escape
This indulgence of mental rape
No matter how one tries to run from it
You will be attacked by the pillage idiot

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Copyright 2003 Moodswing
Published on Thursday, August 21, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • manywalks On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Sometimes there isn't a reply button after a comment, or is that just me? Anyways, SS, my dear, as for the toilet, just don't let it happen again, I'd hate to have to rip your eyelids off.

  • manywalks On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    No come to think of it, I'd probably enjoy it.

  • flying_fox On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, flying_fox (573)By person wrote:

    this is great!!! so so true and made me laugh at the same time. Fantastic!! Fox

  • Moodswing On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, Moodswing (63)By person wrote:

    this is fucking great.....my very own soap opera.....hells yeah......more more MORE!!!

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    A grey one at that Sweetcheeks, unless you'd druther I wear my dark lavender one?

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    ROFLMAO!!!!! Ouchie, ouchie, it hurts to laugh, need more of the feel good juice.

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Hey Stalker, a lead pipe!!! You wouldn't go and hit a lady now would you?

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...dammit all...fine then...*trades pipe for feather*...there! *whack* *whack* *whack*...haha...feel my wrath! Scholar

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    ...oooohhhhh baby! Do it again! Do it again!

  • OLd SouL On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL (732)By person wrote:

    so not fair.. I've got a knot on my head and she gets her damn nose tickled. *crosses arms*

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Well then perhaps you should just try to wile him with your womanly charms then OLd, old boy. A wink and a nudge do wonders.

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...now many in a wonderbra and silk camoselle...*thinks for a moment*...I'll be back in a few...*goes to the bathroom* Scholar

  • OLd SouL On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL (732)By person wrote:

    *puts on many's bra* Come here.. loverboy.

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...OLd SouL in a wonderbra...? *pukes*...no fucking way...*runs off to get drunk off of Drano to forget about the visuals* Scholar

  • OLd SouL On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL (732)By person wrote:

    ok forget about it... *steals many's bra* I'm going to pelt him with water balloons with this here slingshot.

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Or I can loan you my grey silk camoselle and Victoria's Secret wonderbra if ya think that'll hepl.

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, December 16, 2003, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...YES! *smacks OLd SouL in the head*...hehe, well, he DID give me the idea... Scholar

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    *tap* *whack* Ooops, did that hurt?

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...hey, I never used a 2x4...not fair...*picks helmet up off the ground* Scholar

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Ohhhh poor baby! Did him get a boo-booo, him want many to kiss it and make it all better, just lemme get my hammer first.

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    *grabs a lead pipe*...yeah, bring it on... Scholar

  • OLd SouL On Thursday, March 18, 2004, OLd SouL (732)By person wrote:

    *rubs head* oww.. where the hell is many with that 2x4?

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Hehehehehe, sorry, I got lost in the bathroom.

  • OLd SouL On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL (732)By person wrote:

    What the heck were you doing in there? Hurry up and smack Stalker for me. The 2x4 gives me splinters... or I'd do it myself.

  • SilentStalker On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...heh, sorry 'bout that... Scholar

  • manywalks On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    IWell, if you must know, I fell in, some damned fool forgot to put the seat down.

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    *puts on a helmet* Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Oh that is great. lol...I can't stop laughing...Oh man...lol Scholar

  • manywalks On Friday, August 22, 2003, manywalks (750)By person wrote:

    Lol, this was just great, I'll second Old Soul just after I pick up my trusty old two by four. ~ mw

  • OLd SouL On Thursday, August 21, 2003, OLd SouL (732)By person wrote:

    lol Hell yeah, love it. Makes me wanna scream, "YES!" then smack somebody on the head.

  • A Velvet Tongue On Thursday, August 21, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (436)By person wrote:

    HAHAHAHHHA!! What can I say of my daughter and my best friend but that you are both just too fucking precious!!!! No wonder I love you both SO much!! ~Vel~

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