The Pillage Idiot
By Moodswing
(The end result of mingling the minds of Moodswing and Twisted Vanity)
Everyday the same shit occurs
It boggles the mind and stifles the words
Some brainless oaf with diarrhea of the mouth
Explodes his foamy load haphazardly about
With every smelly word he spews
He rapes me of my moral views
Repeatedly pillaging my sanity
His very being offensive you see
Plundering a hole in my brain
Burning cells like acid rain
Grinding away at my inner peace
Forcing himself like a rabid beast
It seems that society cannot escape
This indulgence of mental rape
No matter how one tries to run from it
You will be attacked by the pillage idiot
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Copyright 2003 Moodswing
Published on Thursday, August 21, 2003.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Sometimes there isn't a reply button after a comment, or is that just me? Anyways, SS, my dear, as for the toilet, just don't let it happen again, I'd hate to have to rip your eyelids off.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
No come to think of it, I'd probably enjoy it.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, flying_fox
(573) wrote:
this is great!!! so so true and made me laugh at the same time. Fantastic!! Fox
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, Moodswing
(63) wrote:
this is fucking great.....my very own soap opera.....hells yeah......more more MORE!!!
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
A grey one at that Sweetcheeks, unless you'd druther I wear my dark lavender one?
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
ROFLMAO!!!!! Ouchie, ouchie, it hurts to laugh, need more of the feel good juice.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Hey Stalker, a lead pipe!!! You wouldn't go and hit a lady now would you?
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...dammit all...fine then...*trades pipe for feather*...there! *whack* *whack* *whack*...haha...feel my wrath!
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
...oooohhhhh baby! Do it again! Do it again!
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL
(732) wrote:
so not fair.. I've got a knot on my head and she gets her damn nose tickled. *crosses arms*
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Well then perhaps you should just try to wile him with your womanly charms then OLd, old boy. A wink and a nudge do wonders.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...now many in a wonderbra and silk camoselle...*thinks for a moment*...I'll be back in a few...*goes to the bathroom*
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL
(732) wrote:
*puts on many's bra* Come here.. loverboy.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...OLd SouL in a wonderbra...? *pukes*...no fucking way...*runs off to get drunk off of Drano to forget about the visuals*
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL
(732) wrote:
ok forget about it... *steals many's bra* I'm going to pelt him with water balloons with this here slingshot.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Or I can loan you my grey silk camoselle and Victoria's Secret wonderbra if ya think that'll hepl.
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On Tuesday, December 16, 2003, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...YES! *smacks OLd SouL in the head*...hehe, well, he DID give me the idea...
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
*tap* *whack* Ooops, did that hurt?
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...hey, I never used a 2x4...not fair...*picks helmet up off the ground*
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Ohhhh poor baby! Did him get a boo-booo, him want many to kiss it and make it all better, just lemme get my hammer first.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
*grabs a lead pipe*...yeah, bring it on...
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On Thursday, March 18, 2004, OLd SouL
(732) wrote:
*rubs head* oww.. where the hell is many with that 2x4?
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Hehehehehe, sorry, I got lost in the bathroom.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, OLd SouL
(732) wrote:
What the heck were you doing in there? Hurry up and smack Stalker for me. The 2x4 gives me splinters... or I'd do it myself.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...heh, sorry 'bout that...
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
IWell, if you must know, I fell in, some damned fool forgot to put the seat down.
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On Tuesday, April 6, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
*puts on a helmet*
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A former member wrote:
Oh that is great. lol...I can't stop laughing...Oh man...lol
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On Friday, August 22, 2003, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Lol, this was just great, I'll second Old Soul just after I pick up my trusty old two by four. ~ mw
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On Thursday, August 21, 2003, OLd SouL
(732) wrote:
lol Hell yeah, love it. Makes me wanna scream, "YES!" then smack somebody on the head.
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On Thursday, August 21, 2003, A Velvet Tongue
(436) wrote:
HAHAHAHHHA!! What can I say of my daughter and my best friend but that you are both just too fucking precious!!!! No wonder I love you both SO much!! ~Vel~