Have You Heard?

Have you heard?
Everybody’s talking about it!
He broke up with her
Because he said
She said
He said
He said
She said
He saw her say to him
That he said
She cheated.
Oh, but what’s this?
They’re back together!?
Oh, now I understand.
He heard
That she said
He said
She said
She said
That he told her
That she said
He said to him
That he lied.
So now he’s mad at
Him, her, and him.
How could you not know?